December 2010
231 posts
The awkward moment when you're staring at someone...
thisnigguhjordan:
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
ravenjoy:
ohheynini:
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
When a boyfriend and girlfriend fight,
alfreddosauce:
you already know that they’ll end up saying, “I’m sorry” and “I love you” at the end of the day. But when two bestfriends fight, you never know what will happen.
so-phy-sticated:
cuddlytoys:ohmyburrito:steinwaysandbaldwins:youonlyliveonce-1251:mynameiskatiec:psychedelicwarriors:sainthood:goodandbroken011: visiblyinvisible:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
when someone is making fun of you...
mycinderelladreams:
alyaae:
what you feel outside
but inside
OMG I LOVE THIS <3
Best things about having a good boyfriend.
itssteresa:
soul-liberation:
Goodmorning texts.
Late night phone calls.
Falling asleep on the phone.
“Babe, guess what?”. “What?”. “I love you”. (everyone does it)
I miss you/I love you random phone calls.
Being grabbed by the waist.
Kisses, especially on the forehead.
127817392 photos together.
You guys fight, you walk away .. he comes back for you.
He’s always there for...
If girls with big boobs work at hOOters, where do...
unicornsss:
foreverkidatheart:
IHOP
WHY AM I SCREAMING.
That awkward moment when you see that one of your...
tennio:
alyaae:
and you just wanna be like…
this.
I Need To Stop.
jensquirtle:
tedeezy:
I need to stop waiting for my phone to vibrate,
I need to stop waiting for my phone to ring,
I need to stop staring at the screen waiting for your name to pop up,
I need to stop visiting your Facebook page,
I need to stop looking at your pictures,
I need to stop showing that I care,
I need to stop thinkin’ ‘bout you
’cause you’re not doing any of those...
I wont try to be that "perfect girlfriend."
candiiceerooxas:
I’m a confusing girl. I’ll annoy you, do stupid shit, get mad about the smallest things you do or don’t do, get sad about the times when you don’t talk to me, make a big deal about the things you say, occasionally be a bitch cause i’ve been fucked in the past, get jealous when you talk to other girls, and hate you for the way you make me feel at times. Yeah, this is me. If you...
the awkward moment where u walk in a room and...
I wish I had those parents that
itsmaggiesilly:
encouraged lovey dovey relationships. Those parents that let you have sleepovers at your boyfriends house, having complete trust that you wouldn’t have sex. Those parents that would love to have your boyfriend come over for dinner. Those parents that wouldn’t trip if they found out you had one, but be excited & happy for you. If only, though.
I actually do have them.. and...
I am the type of person who starts to tear up...
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
frivolousminds:
And then people think I’m crazy.
When waiting for the other person's response...
Nawala yung kapatid ng kaibigan ko.
Friend: Uhh sir, may nakita po kayong batang lalaki? Mga 7 years old siya. Naka-white na damit tapos naka-shorts. Mga ganito katangkad.
Lalaki: Nawawala po?
Gyno: Hindi, na-misplace lang.
When people on Facebook like their own status
darlieecious:
BUYING CLOTHES...
sheamnessy:
OMYGOSH THE PERFECT DRESS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
THEN I SEE THE TAG PRICE….
okay move on with life…
khatrein asked: =)) Yap, pinay din ako. I thought you're a foreigner. XD
khatrein asked: Advance Merry Christmas, my friend. God Bless! ♥
azntothefullest:
You can’t say that every guy is the same, or that every girl is the same.
It’s just that you keep on falling for the same type of guy/girl. There are many guys and girls out there, and they are all different. You just turn down the people that are different from the type that you’re looking for. In my opinion, those are the type of people that you should really give a chance....
Reblog if your 5'4 or under! I want to follow you...
khatrein asked: =)) Yap, pinay din ako. I thought you're a foreigner. XD